(/cracks egg on skillet) this is your brain on Mariners baseball
Hello and welcome back to FanPost Friday! We’ve made it through the first week of the regular season and boy it feels great to be getting super worked up about sacrifice bunt decisions, lineup construction, and endless strike-outs by batters on any given Monday or Tuesday night, right? Mariners baseball is SO back.
So, here we are to gauge how the LL Hivemind is feeling about this team now with the small sample size of seven whole games under our belts. The Mariners sit at 3-4, which honestly feels about right to me given the state of the roster. The pitchers are shoving (except you, Emerson) and the batters are flailing (except you Randy, Jorge, Victor, and Julio). Just like they drew it up. Okay, let’s hit the polls already.
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All right folks, have a great weekend and let’s hope the Mariners don’t leave their hearts in San Francisco, but maybe leave their bats there in exchange for torpedo bats? (rim shot). Stay safe and be kind out there!