The bats remain in spring hibernation
Tigers 4, Mariners 1
Having the willpower to not title this “2-4: Shart”: Gabe Speier .019 WPA
It being a shart anyway: Luke Raley, -.114 WPA
(I’m refusing to give this to Gilbert for a 10-K performance, even in a loss)
Game thread comment of the day:
Honorable (and on-theme) mention:
