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Cougs, you may remember when I rounded up what your go-to college drink says about you. Now, get ready for that piece’s sportier friend— What your gameday drink of choice says about you!
As a disclaimer, this lineup of drinks is presuming that you’re viewing the Coug basketball game from the bar with fellow Coug faithful, or screaming at the TV from your couch. Given that the drink selection at Beasley leaves a lot to be desired, what you end up with at the game therefore doesn’t accurately paint a picture of your true gameday beverage energy.
Now, without further ado, here’s my totally thorough and scientific breakdown of what your gameday beverage says about your vibe.
Beer (Ol’ Crimson)
Where else is there to begin? You’ve made a classic and refined choice here. You’re deeply connected to the spirit of the Palouse— A scholar, a beacon of Cougar wisdom, supporting student-athletes sip by thoughtful sip. People flock to sit near you because you just get it. 10/10 and chef’s kiss, my friend. Keep ‘em coming.
Beer (Anything that’s Not Ol’ Crimson)
Okay… The Ol’ Crimson is right there. Go back to the store immediately. If you’re at a bar, politely harass encourage the bartenders to get it on tap as soon as possible. Because when it’s game time, it’s also time to be giving back to the kids, you know? The IPAs and golden ales can have their moment another time. Let’s rake in those NIL dollars one beer at a time.
Margarita
Ah, you’re just like me, for real. Whether you’re bracing yourself for a potentially rough game or effectively pre-gaming a triumphant victory, you’re here for a good time (and possibly another drink). Respect.
Hard Cider
Fun, lively, and always up for a good time — that’s you. You radiate good vibes and confidence, fully expecting the Cougs to pull off a big win. And hey, even if the scoreboard doesn’t go your way, you’ve still got your refreshing, easy-to-drink beverage in hand, keeping spirits high. Sometimes it’s about the journey, not just the final score — and you’re here to enjoy every sip of it.
Wine
Who is this diva?? Wine may be seen as an unconventional gametime drink, sure, but it’s also kinda legendary. You’re moisturized, unbothered, and flourishing — prepared to elegantly sip your way through a Coug victory or, let’s be real, a defeat. But it doesn’t faze you, because win or lose, you’ll be sipping, smiling, and thriving the entire time. Whether it’s a bold merlot or a crisp pinot, you do you. Cheers to that unapologetic energy!
At the end of the day, Cougs, we’re not here to judge what’s in your cup — as long as you’re loud and proud with that drink in hand while cheering on our favorite teams. Let this little guide be your inspiration to sip on whatever brings you joy tonight as we rally behind our WSU Men’s Basketball team. Whether it’s boozy or booze-free, raise a glass, enjoy the game, and as always — Cheers and Go Cougs!